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Aurora, IL- Mike Rogers, 38, or more commonly known as RogerDodger422 has tried to sell his Simpson's Pajamas Pants on ebay three times, after receiving them in disgust from his brother-in-law over Christmas last month. "I don't wear these no more. When they start making 'King of the Hill' pants, then I'll keep them. -I even tried starting the bidding at 99 cents, and offered free shipping, and still nothin'!"

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MILWAUKEE,WI- Seven year-old Lucy Chan visited local toy store, 'Uncle Leo's Treasure Chest' on Sunday with her family, and left, to her dismay, after only finding confusion and frustration from aisle to aisle. The aray of dolls dressed in scantily clad attire, some resembling women from the 1920's and 30's and covered with very little and, "looking like hussys!" Her Grandmother Nancy Chan commented.

"We going to Sam's Club!" She exclaimed as she dragged her grandaughter out of the store by her pigtail. Uncle Leo could not be reached for comment.

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